*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
#Illegal Alien Crosses The Pacific Ocean To Reach United States Beach Obama Furious
when you hear your parents talking shit from another room
THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS
What am I going to do now?
You can die happily
teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test
THE LAST ONE
i thought i was the only horny sarcastic introverted genius third wheel stuck up asshole until i discovered this blue internet support group and i’ve been an active member of it since then
Government is good.
Big Brother is watching you.
The State wants to take care of you.
north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.
1984 is here and now
this is too 1984 to be real